chromatize:


me on my way to get more songs on the album

chromatize:

me on my way to get more songs on the album

Reblogged from Beatles Fanatic!!

paulmcfruity:

Paul McCartney tells a dirty joke. [x]

There’s this guy who gets lost in Ireland and it’s the middle of the night. So he’s looking for some sign of life and he sees up on the hill, he sees a little house with lights on. So he follows this long fence up to the top of the hill and he realises it’s a pub, goes into the pub. It’s completely empty except for the barman. So he goes up to the bar and he says ‘Pint of Guinness, please’.
The barman says ‘Certainly, sir. Pint of Guinness.’
As he’s pulling it, he says ‘Did you notice that fence as you came up?’
He says ‘Yeah, I did. Nice. I followed it up, actually. Nice, straight fence’.
He said ‘I made that fence myself. So do they call me Jones The Fence-maker? No!’
So he gets his drinks and he starts drinking his Guinness and the guy says ‘Do you like this bar? It’s mahogany, I made that myself.’
‘It’s a very nice bar actually. You made that yourself? Fantastic.’
He says, ‘And do they call me Jones The Bar-maker? No! What do you think of that Guinness, do you think I’ve pulled it well?’
‘It’s a very well pulled pint, yes I love that.’
‘But do they call me Jones The Guinness-puller? No! But you fuck one goat!’

Reblogged from Beatles Fanatic!!

sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

Reblogged from alexbandblog

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Reblogged from Lux at home

"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it."

alexmatttjamienick:

question: what the fuck r u doing

alexmatttjamienick:

question: what the fuck r u doing

mary85:

sexpistuls:

two of the biggest losers hanging out in toronto

He looks so good in normal clothes omg

mary85:

sexpistuls:

two of the biggest losers hanging out in toronto

He looks so good in normal clothes omg

Reblogged from Normal People Scare Me

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

Reblogged from HEY HO LET'S GO!
Reblogged from YAWN?

I’m at my dad’s office and wow it is soooooo quiet

mccartneymadness:

Mad Day Out, 1968

mccartneymadness:

Mad Day Out, 1968

Reblogged from my five fireflies
Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?
Daughter by Janice Lee

I think about this quote a lot.   (via melisica)

justastorytotelll:

Sobbing but this makes me so happy
Take me there take me to a fuxking happy elephant and a happy dog

Reblogged from Como en madera y yeso?
I only want this with you.
Reblogged from for no one